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bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or lessĀ 

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NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 
NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 
Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!
meanwhile in hollywood
  • assistant: sir, you've received an influx of complaints about your last films not exhibiting racial diversity
  • white filmmaker: ah, don't worry Johnson i've got the perfect idea for this next one
  • assistant: what is it?
  • white filmmaker: arabs
  • assistant: sir, i'm not sure that word means what you think it means
  • white filmmaker: bear with me Johnson, arabs, lining the streets, and they're angry
  • assistant: angry about what?
  • white filmmaker: i don't know what, something, but they're angry and they're chanting and there's lots of smoke and dust and what not.
  • assistant: okay... but those would still be extras, what about a lead character?
  • white filmmaker: you're right Johnson, we'll have a muslim villain
  • assistant: what? also those words aren't interchangeab-
  • white filmmaker: how's our supply of white suits, guns, and chains?
  • assistant: our supply of wha-
  • white filmmaker: maybe cigars. let's give him a cigar. and one of those head thingies.
  • assistant: sir, all of these are just racist played out stereotypes you can't just -
  • white filmmaker: Johnson you're absolutely correct, the movie isn't diverse enough
  • assistant: well that's not exactly what i was saying but -
  • white filmmaker: we forgot to include any middle eastern women!
  • assistant: okay... that's actually the closest to racial sensitivity you've gotten so far....
  • white filmmaker: now tell me Johnson, what do you know about bellydancing
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the harsh reality of our economic situation
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"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"


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it’s like looking in a mirror 
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